CROOK parts 2 & 3 - Lyrics & Music by Mitchell Hale Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! I made a lot of money... Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! I've earned everything I've got... Well, I'm not a crook! I made my mistakes... I made my mistakes... Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! I have obstructed justice... I have obstructed justice... Incidentally, this is unprecedented, in the history of American politics! So that's where the money came from... So that's where the money came from... Incidentally, this is unprecedented, in the history of American politics! I have obstructed justice... So that's where the money came from... Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! I'm a crook! I'm a crook! I want to say this to the television... I'm a crook! Let me just say this... I'm a crook! I want to say this to the television audience... I'm a crook! Let me just say this... I'm a crook! People have got to know... I'm a crook! Let me just say this... I'm a crook! People have got to know that... I'm a crook! Let me just say this... I'm a crook! I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! Money, money, money... I'm a crook! I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! Money, money... I'm a crook! A hundred thousand dollars... I'm a crook! Put everything in real estate... I'm a crook! A hundred thousand dollars... I'm a crook! Put everything in real estate... I'm a crook! I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! Money, money... I'm a crook! I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! a lot, a lot of money... I'm a crook! I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! Money, money... I'm a crook! I'm a crook! I'm a crook! I decided to obstruct justice - I'm a crook! I'm a crook! I decided to profit from public service... I'm a crook! Clean the decks! I'm a crook! Clean the decks! I'm a crook! There's a hundred thousand dollars coming to me, or the three hundred thousand dollars... two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, between a hundred and two hundred and fifty thousand dollars every year! Money, money, money, money... I'm a crook! Money, money, money, money... I'm a crook! Money, money, money, money... I made a lot of money... I'm a crook! Money, money, money, money... People have got to know their President's a crook, a crook, a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! I made a lot of money... Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! Well, I'm not a crook! I've earned everything I've got... Well, I'm not a crook! I made my mistakes... I made my mistakes... Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! I made my mistakes... I made my mistakes... Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! I made my mistakes... I made my mistakes... Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook! Well, I'm a crook!

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