SPACE CONSPIRACY
Music: David Bowie; Lyrics: Mitchell Hale

Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!
Hey Spaceman! Hey Spaceman!
Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!
Hey Spaceman! Hey Spaceman!
You didn't come here to be a hero!
You're at the end of your trip!
Hey, we got cargo aboard!

Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!
Hey Spaceman! Hey Spaceman!
Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!
Hey Spaceman! Hey Spaceman!
You are only here to do a job...

I went outside without permission
to observe and photograph
Where are we now?
Where's everybody going?
Where are we now?
Outside...
I don't understand...
Have a look in the biochemical lab...

The Artifical Satellite is like an island in the sky!
It looks like a Moon Ship!
I must go to Base 12 on Mars!
You talk about Mars as if it were just down the street...
Thousands of gallons of precious NeoHydrazine
were being pumped into our fuel tanks,
in order for us to go on to Mars!

Tanks are exploded!
Engines have failed!
We are out of control,
and being attracted to Mars!

In the ships' cabin, I was met by King 116
"The damage you just caused
is much more serious than the loss of a life!"
I didn't know who or where I was
until I heard Al's voice
"Hi there, Spaceman!"

Al was absolutely right!
I was scared!
to come out of a state of hibernation,
is an eerie sensation...
At a preset time,
under the impulses of an electric brain
the heart resumes its normal beat,
the lungs begin their regular function...
In short - Man is reacquiring his Earthly faculties...

Bravo Zulu Eight Eight calling Zulu Extra Three Four!
Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!
Bravo Zulu Eight Eight calling Zulu Extra Three Four!
Zulu Extra Three Four to Space Taxi Bravo Nine One!

Bravo Zulu Eight Eight requesting your position
Coordinate five two one, over!
Bravo Zulu Eight Eight has ended orbit of your satellite
Bravo Zulu Eight Eight requesting your position
Coordinate five two one, over!

I took the accelerated course before I started on this trip!
It probably was too quick!

When I'm not working with the AstroCompass,
I like to substitute for the sex!
Take off your space suit and report to the Commander,
he's waiting for you...
When I'm not working with the AstroCompass,
I like to substitute for the sex!
Take off your space suit and report to the Commander,
he's waiting for you...
Here, everything is regulated by machines,
You'll find that things are very different here...
You may go now...